I used to naively say "I like kids". Simple enough. Now as I get older and potentially wiser that statement would be very different and much more specific.
"I like some kids some of the time, mainly when they are making good choices and listen to adults and are able to communicate like humans and don't wake you up at midnight and don't pee their pants when they are old enough to know better and who don't swear..."
This is me (and all my wrinkles-yikes) giving a kid a dirty look for trying to steal my bird. Little jerk, trying to deprive the elderly of enjoying their field trip to the zoo.
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